A few to start
-- you smell different when you're wake...
-- he knows, don't go home
-- your mother told me it would be like this...
-- your hair tastes like blueberries
-- you have lovely skin. I can't wait to try it on...
Where are we hiding the bodies today?
Did you manage to wipe the funds of all the global elites last night, my darling Morticia?
May I have my pickle back now?
I have a larger buttplug for you
Yo, who ate the tuna salad? I ran out of Mayo and mixed in Milk of Magnesia.
The rain makes your freckles stand out
To my Krispy
Quote by JustAMan
I have a larger buttplug for you
Now that's true love
Quote by IMPURETHOUGHTS
Now that's true love
I know, right?!
Thank you
The new buttplug has a lovely chain, attached to a new leather collar, cuffs your wrists and ankles Babe 😊
Quote by JustAMan
The new buttplug has a lovely chain, attached to a new leather collar, cuffs your wrists and ankles Babe 😊
Whispers in your dream lov
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Whispers in your dream lov
😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
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Yo, who ate the tuna salad? I ran out of Mayo and mixed in Milk of Magnesia.
I'm still laughing at this to the point I gave myself the hiccups lol
Her husband beheaded the last guy that hit on her and fed him to the hogs out by their barn
You had onions again didn’t you
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You had onions again didn’t you
I did. I'm sorry. How could you tell?
Who said I needed to whisper anything? I assumed that slow, gentle kisses along her neck with fingers tracing the curves of her arms, back, and finally hips before I touched her lips with a steady, almost ghostlike presence said about everything I needed to....maybe I was wrong...
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-- your hair tastes like blueberries
WILLY WONKA who?
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Who said I needed to whisper anything? I assumed that slow, gentle kisses along her neck with fingers tracing the curves of her arms, back, and finally hips before I touched her lips with a steady, almost ghostlike presence said about everything I needed to....maybe I was wrong...
I did.