Things to whisper when you hug someone close

Is that duct tape I hear?

This won't hurt a bit.... well, it won't hurt me. kiss

Kiss me a little lower on the neck....

Why are you still wearing clothes?

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Why are you still wearing clothes?

Because standing outside naked would be indecent exposure? 😉

You prude.

whispering into her ear, while reveling in the soft warmth of her body, "I crave you"

Hold me tighter.

Which personality are you, exactly?

I've got a secret.

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I've got a secret.

It’s safe with me

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It’s safe with me

I did promise I wouldn't tell anyone else, so it's still safe.

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I did promise I wouldn't tell anyone else, so it's still safe.

You are just so sublime I whisper back

I'm sorry. Does my erection bother you?

I love your breasts squashed against me.

Go to Hell

Thanks for the invitation, you lil devil.

What is the air speed velocity of an air-laden swallow?

Heaven is right here when we become a tangled mess

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You are just so sublime I whisper back

Mmmm... sub lime. You are a naughty girl, aren't you?

You remembered to talk to the lawyer, right? About your will and stuff? Oh, daddy's so good to his little angel!

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Mmmm... sub lime. You are a naughty girl, aren't you?

I prefer super lime... I'm in a cult where we hold limes in the highest esteem... all praise the lime... then put it in the coconut.

Whispers lime me.. I’m all about the citrus!

Your bum looks big in those....

Walk by and pinch my butt when you want to meet in the garden.

After last night, I can't find my ring.... I was wondering if it turned up...

Yo quero Taco Bell 🔔

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Yo quero Taco Bell 🔔

You have medical coverage, right?

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You have medical coverage, right?

Lmao

I just can’t your comebacks are sooo good!

I thought you were Drew.