Let's do it ...... post something you can do in the bedroom to ruin the mood.....ABC style....you know the alphabet. LOL
A -- Accidentally shoot cum into your partner's eye
B -- Burn your knees or your partners knees on the carpet
count the amount of grey pubic hairs she has
Get crumbs all over the bed...
Massacre her stuffed animal collection to put their heads on your wall
Having a pollen attack and sneezing..kind of ruins it...lol
doing my best to be good..
Not having her name right when your whispering sexy comments in her ear
Orgasming before you get it in... eeep!!
Putting it in the wrong hole.
S - Say the wrong name when your partner is giving u a blowjob
utterly bore her to death talking about onions
Wear a smelly sock over your cock and declare it as a condom.
xerox her tits and arse repeatedly, using the prints to wallpaper the bedroom
Yellow spotting on the front of your tighty-whities is - to successful sexual encounters... as curly short hairs in your potato soup is - to a premium restaurant review.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Assume your partner's ready for you to enter him/her when s/he's really not.
Calling your family members while doing it
dump your tax retuns on the bed and start calculating them during
