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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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Quacking like a duck
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Shirt used as a tissue to blow your nose
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Titrate = Continuously measure and adjust the balance of a physiological function
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Underwear that ummm is stinky and dirty
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Watch C-SPAN
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Xanax overdose
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Yodel Vanilla Ice songs while riding a unicycle.
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Zone out playing a game on your cell phone
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Analyze rock samples.
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Barf uncontrollably
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Crochet while your cat plays with the yarn.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
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Discuss the action in a recent golf tournament.
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Educating your partner on Hair transplants
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Fly a remote controlled helicopter round the room.
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(assuming I should pick up with G )

Go to sleep
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Hide in the closet
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Jivin' your best Al Jolson for her. (yeah I'll get this alphabetical thing someday lol)
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Killing bed bugs
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Making 'Mooo' sounds
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Opening a jar of pickled herring
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Pissing the bed
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Reminisce about a previous lover