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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)
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sleeping
Tangle wire coat hangers
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Usurp that pesky SO and replace immediately
Yawn
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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ask her to PLEASE start lifting A LOT more weights.
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Chatter incessantly
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Watch TV news
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Eating potato chips, with the crumbs falling into the bed
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gesiticulate constantly like you're trying to direct planes on a runway.
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Suddenly start talking to him like he is a toddler in that wierd animated voice and mispronounced phrases.
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Constantly talking about your ex or past relationships. Talking excessively. Last but not least just laying there....... no one wants be with a corps (well I dont at least)
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jerry-rig a fuck-sling out of tensor wrap that you both end up getting tangled in, and dangling from the ceiling.
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Kick his ass wrestling
Lie on the bed trying to look sexy in a onesie!
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Bad garlic breath