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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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Quacking like a duck
Shirt used as a tissue to blow your nose
Titrate = Continuously measure and adjust the balance of a physiological function
Underwear that ummm is stinky and dirty
Watch C-SPAN
Xanax overdose
Yodel Vanilla Ice songs while riding a unicycle.
Zone out playing a game on your cell phone
Analyze rock samples.
Barf uncontrollably
Crochet while your cat plays with the yarn.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Discuss the action in a recent golf tournament.
Educating your partner on Hair transplants
Fly a remote controlled helicopter round the room.
(assuming I should pick up with G )

Go to sleep
Hide in the closet
Jivin' your best Al Jolson for her. (yeah I'll get this alphabetical thing someday lol)
Killing bed bugs
Making 'Mooo' sounds
Opening a jar of pickled herring
Pissing the bed
Reminisce about a previous lover