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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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TxKnight
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Licking the furniture
golf_nut
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Answering phone
TxKnight
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Rolling on floor laughing
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utter wrong name
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View tomorrows TV programe.
bill11
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Watching TV while significant other is working hard at foreplay
Wilful
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Xylophone the Benny Hill theme song.
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill.
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Fart!

GardenerGuy
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Break into your Dr. Steven Brule impersonation
simplyjohn
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Lol I can think of loads .. just close to the orgasm perhaps ask what is for dinner and at what time it will be ready (ke).

edit - and if it aint steak and chips I am pulling out so to speak!

edit - sorry I just noticed its ABC style responses but hell the two above me messed up as well!

Below - can you take my first word as 'Ask' please smile
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ok SJ where do you want me to take it?



Ask her if you can bring your friends


But, i think it's supposed to start with "c" now


Crunchy crumbs all over the bed sheets
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start texting ... giggles
TxKnight
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ROFL... You were supposed to use a "D" word, Hales!!! :-P

I'll pick up the "D" word.

Die? Well that would certainly ruin the mood, but is rather disturbing and macabre.

Hmmmm.......

Debate about which weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers.
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Quote by Wilful
Xylophone the Benny Hill theme song.[/


Thanks for the lol for real! I love your off the wall sense of humor.


Fall asleep
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Giggle and ask "that's it?"
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Hiccups.... while giving your man a blowjob
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Chanel said:

Fall asleep


I play with the woman's body anyway as she sleeps. Now thats hot to hear her moan and wiggle in her sleep haha




check text or emails on the phone haha
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kangaroo suit (I finally got the alphabetical order thing lol)
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Quote by GardenerGuy
kangaroo suit (I finally got the alphabetical order thing lol)


Haha u kill me Doug only you would come up with that answer.


Liquor up into oblivion.
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Masturbate with thier back to thier partner in a non inclusive fashion.
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"Next" you yell as if there is a line at the door.
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Offer a human sacrifice to Flatulus, god of olfactory offensiveness.
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Peeing your pants