(love having L to play with)
Lust instead for the pizza boy
Nod off
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Outline very precisely the order of play, including footnotes, diagrams, and a list of penalties
Piss the bed 😨
Reread War & Peace and try to discuss it.
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Touch your toes and suffer a prolapsed disc 😰
Unveiling the hidden studio audience.
Vaginismus attack
Whine about having to use a condom.
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Yammer on about the price of eggs.
Zero in on one body part and neglect the rest of your partner's body
Beg your partner to do something he/she doesn't like.
Exit, simply leave the room
Forget the name 🤦🏾
Indicate your preferences using semaphore flags.
Look more interested in what is on TV.
Point and laugh.
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Point and laugh.
It needs to start with M as in mediocre.
Microwave popcorn and burn it