Whats the worst chat-up line that youve ever used/had used on you or heard.
The worst one I’ve heard came from a friend who shall remain nameless.
The two of us were in a pub before a very important football match (for the yanks, that’s soccer), when my mate happened to spot a group of ladies sporting the opposing teams colours. Being the gents that we were we thought that we should introduce ourselves. So over we walked, and I start with:
"Hello ladies.....can we get you a drink?" that went down fine, a few saying yes.
My mate said "I see that you’re all Partick fans then"(patently obvious from the tops worn) again a few yeses, so he suddenly hits out with:
"So how would you like to get humped along with your team?"
At that point we all sort of looked at him as if he'd sprouted three heads, and after apologising to the traumatised ladies I left and went to the game.
That's pretty bad, I often wonder what logic tells guys certain lines might work.
Had a guy tell me he had a little dick but a ten inch tongue. OH sure, I'd like to go right home with a guy like that? Not on your life.
My husband though had a great line. We met at a party thrown by mutual friends and I'm standing by myself with a wine cooler in my hand and this handsome man comes up to me and says all shy like "I"m sorry, you probably wouldn't remember, but didn't we used to be married?" I laughed so hard I dropped my drink, and being the gallant guy he was, he got me a new one and we started talking, and almost ten years later, I'm still here.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
I was chatting with hubby at lunch and we discussed pickup lines. He told me of one his friend uses that seems to work a lot because it just so....ballsy.
He'll walk up to a woman in a bar and say "D'you wanna fuck or should I apologize?" Hubby says he gets tons of women with that line!
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
A buddy of mine has very good luck with "Nice shoes, D'you wanna fuck?" works for him but I wouldn't suggest trying it.