I was wondering what the Peanuts gang would be like ten years later ....
Peppermint Patty as the shaved and tattooed bull dike walking down the hall with her submissive slave, Marcie, on a leash
Charlie Brown walking the little red-haired girl to class ....
Did I say walking??
Off to class with my man Charlie,
Falalala-lalala
Ride to Home-ec on his Harley
Falalala-lalala
Linus trying to lure a blossoming Sally Brown into the " pumpkin patch " to await the arrival of The Great Pumpkin ...... YEAH RIGHT !!! ..... some guys will tell a girl anything ........ espically a blonde girl !
Pigpen has been clean and sober for the past 3 years. As it turns out he was meth addict. thats why he was always dirty and twitchy.
Schroder becomes the opening act for piano great Sir Elton John
Schroder has discovered the guitar and is well on his way to becoming the next Peter Frampton.
Lucy gets the prize for the the girl who's screwed the most rock stars
The groupie who inspired Pink Floyd's "Young Lust"
"Ooooooo I need a dirty woman ...."
lucy as a field goal holder in the NFL
Charlie Brown is now 6'-8" and 390 pounds
Last time Lucy pulled the football away, he dropped-kicked her over the goal posts
linus is now a millionaire selling snuggles
Lucy and Snoopy get a little "doggie style" going...
Writing quality explicit material for over eight one-hundredths of a century.
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
peppermint patty turns out to be a hottie that poses for playboy
sally dumps linus for schroeder whos a famous pianist
pigpen is now a millionare for being the creator of the show americas messiest house
snoopy wins the most talented dog contest
Lucy has spent the last 8 years in therapy.
Marci grows up to be mousy accountant with a secret life as a stripper
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
peppermint patty is the new owner of the candy peppermint patties
I always figured Lucy would be the class slut
the little brown haired girl works as a stripper dashing charlie browns dreams
My all time fav post!! Going to have to think about this one! ;)
woodstock is married and is raising a flock of his own
"W-w Whunnnt wunt Wahhh" 
