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Algol
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The Maid

The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about

this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh..'

Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'

Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
Algol
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Another oldie but a goodie. Good one Al.
SilverArdorDragon
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The sad thing here is that I know a maid like that. Very funny though!
ToxicKisses
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That was horrible in the absolute best way. X3
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That was funny
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Before I got to the end of it I was think, Duck!!!! Flying frying pan is coming, or "He never heard the shot." Well it's in the woman's court to keep the help quiet. Priceless!!!!