So, the way this works, is someone wishes for something. Then the next person says 'Granted' but then goes on to say something that spoils it. Then they make a wish and so on...
For example.
Person 1. I wish I could find my dildo!
Person 2. Granted, but the batteries are flat.
I wish I had bigger tits
I'll start.
I wish I had a penguin!
Granted...... but they come in difficult to open wrappers
I want a tablet for Christmas
Granted....... but the bottles can be difficult to open
I want a Fairy Godmother to grant me a wish.
Granted..... but she turns out to be a charlatan and you turn into a frog
I wish chocolate was free!
granted.. but now you weigh 300 pounds and can't fit throgh the door of the chocolate store
i wish i was in the uk with kiera
Granted but she is on a plane to the US as you are on plane to UK
I wish I had a million dollars
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. Granted, but the IRS takes all of it
I wish I was taller
Granted but you have extremely short arms.
I wish I was a plastic surgeon.
Granted..but now you are put on the shelf with the plastic army men
I wish I was one of Santa's elves.
Granted..... but you get dumped on by Rudolph
I wish it could be Christmas every day!
Granted, your bank account is forever empty due to the amount of presents you have to continually need to buy
I wish for a cuddle
Granted but you would soon find you are cuddling with a bear.
I wish I could get to know some of the hot women here better.
Granted. But they all turn out to be pot bellied truck drivers from Milwaukee.
I wish I hadn't chosen that colour paint for the bedroom.
Granted...but you are now color blind
I wish a certain guy at work would ask me out.
Granted.
As you spot his drivers licence on the dash of his car, you hear a solid "Thunk", as of locks closing, and read the name....H. Lechter as he turns and smiles.....
I wish weekends lasted longer.
Granted...but you now work weekends
I wish I had a maid
granted, but the maid steals your underwear.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, but by doing so, I've made your nothing into something!
I wish for some mild weather.
Mild sure but you live in northern Alaska
I wish for a dolphin
Grant, but kiss you for every jump out of the water this dolphin does.
I wish for a shark.
Granted but he runs from my dolphin
I wish for a sun ray
Granted, but it will be difficult cz in whole Europe is not much sun today...
Our house is great enough for two major aquariums love... We will keep both. Kisses...
I wish a day off at the beach...
Granted.....You just received a bottle of Wild Passion Cherry Juice.
I wish I could transport myself anywhere at any time
Granted.... but the sprouts are soggy!
I wish I had a Chocolate orange.. NOW!!!
Granted. But then her husband turns up.
I wish for a good book
