Granted, but the pages are ripped.
I wish for a lifetime supply of Kittens
Granted, you are stranded on your island, all alone, forever.
I wish to have a million dollars so I can quit dancing
Granted..... but hyper inflation makes your money worthless
I wish for snow on Christmas Day
Granted but it snows so much and nobody plows your road for a week
I wish for a new computer for Christmas
granted but it is from the 80's..lol
I wish I had perky small breasts!
Granted in our bed...
I wish for a nice Christmas gift
Granted, but he's a closet gay.. sorry sweetie!
I wish for endless summers..
Granted..... but the heat makes your skin wrinkly
I wish for a star that twinkles just for me
Granted, but then you'll have to be the only living creature in our universe.. a lonely existence is entailed..
I wish for bottomless OJs!
Granted, but you get bitten loads by insects on the island..
In which case, I wish the person above a lifetime's supply of insect repellent! x
Granted but it was on the shelf for three years and lost it's strength. Hence more bug bites.
I wish I could go to Hawaii for vacation.
Granted but an ancient dormant volcano erupts, covering the island in molten lava, and you escape with minutes to spare.
I wish my bum wasn't quite so big
Granted...... but now most of your clothes don't fit
I wish it was spring every day
Yes but you live in Greenland
I wish for a horse
Granted ... I hope you know how to ride a 3 legged horse ...
I wish I have my own LearJet.
Yes but she is steals from you
You wish for a llama?
Yes but it shows up in your house while asleep and, well you know, it has to go somewhere!
I wish I was back in the snow belt!
Granted... But there is no snow, no cold weather... Just pouring rain 20 hours a day...
I wish to have all my Christmas baking done already!
Granted...done but burnt!
I wish I had more time!
Granted....... I give you 10 clocks!
I wish I owned a lighthouse
Granted, but after making love to your wife on the beach they are going to be ruined..
I wish I could love again..
Granted, but bad luck she is already married to me.
I wish to buy a new private jet.