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Spoil my Wish

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Granted, but the pages are ripped.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Kittens
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Granted... Sadly they are fiesty kittens that do nothing but bite and claw all day long... sad

I wish for my private island...
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Granted, you are stranded on your island, all alone, forever.

I wish to have a million dollars so I can quit dancing
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Granted..... but hyper inflation makes your money worthless


I wish for snow on Christmas Day

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Granted but it snows so much and nobody plows your road for a week



I wish for a new computer for Christmas
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granted but it is from the 80's..lol

I wish I had perky small breasts!
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I was late on that one.lol

I wish for uninterrupted sleep
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Granted in our bed...

I wish for a nice Christmas gift
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Granted.. But you have to travel over an ocean to get itsmile

I wish for someone special..
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Granted, but he's a closet gay.. sorry sweetie!

I wish for endless summers..
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Granted..... but the heat makes your skin wrinkly

I wish for a star that twinkles just for me

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Granted, but then you'll have to be the only living creature in our universe.. a lonely existence is entailed..

I wish for bottomless OJs!
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Granted... But your first glass is the last glass ever made on the planet... sad

I wish I was on a tropical island... smile
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Granted, but you get bitten loads by insects on the island..

In which case, I wish the person above a lifetime's supply of insect repellent! x
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Granted but it was on the shelf for three years and lost it's strength. Hence more bug bites.



I wish I could go to Hawaii for vacation.
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Granted but an ancient dormant volcano erupts, covering the island in molten lava, and you escape with minutes to spare.

I wish my bum wasn't quite so big

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Granted...... but now most of your clothes don't fit




I wish it was spring every day
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Yes but you live in Greenland

I wish for a horse
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Granted ... I hope you know how to ride a 3 legged horse ...

I wish I have my own LearJet.
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Granted... But it is located in the plane graveyard in Nevada and needs a LOT of help... sad

I wish for a sexy maid to clean my house....
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Yes but she is steals from you

You wish for a llama?
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Yes but it shows up in your house while asleep and, well you know, it has to go somewhere!

I wish I was back in the snow belt!
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Granted... But there is no snow, no cold weather... Just pouring rain 20 hours a day...

I wish to have all my Christmas baking done already!
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Granted...done but burnt!

I wish I had more time!
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Granted....... I give you 10 clocks!




I wish I owned a lighthouse
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Granted! But it's battery operated and you'll need to change them every day!!!

I wish for a pair of Christian Louboutin Swarovski crystal pumps smile
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Granted, but they are fakes from china.

I wish new sun glasses.
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Granted, but after making love to your wife on the beach they are going to be ruined..

I wish I could love again..
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Granted... I am supposed to spoil this wish?? Well then I will spoil it with excessive amounts of love, admiration, honesty and respect... biggrin

I wish my perfect woman knocked on my door...
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Granted, but bad luck she is already married to me.

I wish to buy a new private jet.