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granted but you get arrested for being unruly. you end up locked up all alone, for the weekend, with a redneck bull named bubba

I wish I was naked and tied to kk's bed
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Granted but KK is not home. She's in my bed


I wish KK could cook.
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Granted, but KK is out getting sloshed with me.

I wish my "homework" takes care of itself.
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oh I to so wish my homework took care of it self..

I wish my babe would play with me
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Granted - but a dog chews it up the next morning! x

I wish David Gandy would take me out to dinner, drinks and then some...;)
(don't know who David Gandy is? well, google! and prepare to be floored. big time.)
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Granted... But as you get into the bedroom, you find that his manhood is only 4" long!!


I wish I could fly biggrin
Vixen xox
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Quote by mock1
Granted but KK is not home. She's in my bed


I wish KK could cook.


Look seriously the idea of this thread is that the wishes could actually come true so thats just a silly thing to say!



You can but you have to wear the blue and red outfit and have a large bulge in your panties.

ok seriously now I feel horny and I need sex!
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Quote by simplyjohn


Look seriously the idea of this thread is that the wishes could actually come true so that's just a silly thing to say!





I knew it was going to be a difficult wish to grant but i had no idea it was impossible. Too bad for her tho



I wish for a wild weekend with Michelle Keegan
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She was oblivious, as she only had eyes for someone else.


(To be able to use mental telepathy and induce instantaneous orgasms in ladies and make them last all night, regardless of their vintage).
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Granted... except the orgasms are incredibly short and barely noticeable, making all women ignore your presence... sad

I wish I could make everyone smile at least once a day...
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Granted, but your cock and tongue fall off after a month..

I wish to have a personal masseuse
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Granted, but their hands are covered with callouses and they have bad breath
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Granted, but their hands are covered with callouses and they have bad breath


Meany

Brush your teeth then !!
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Meany

Brush your teeth then !!

Not me! lol...

I forgot to wish...

I wish for a personal cook skilled in certain other arts....
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Hmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!
Another Gourmet.
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Granted but you got a massive tummy ache after that.

I wish I don't need to work tomorrow.
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Granted... Unfortunately you dont have to work due to all the toilets and sinks in the house backing up and causing lots of cleaning to be done...

I wish to have a maid... smile
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Granted but she's very clumsy.

I wish I were in Belgium.
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Granted but you're only there to race bicycles....have you heard of Belgian toothpaste?

Wish I was far south of here....
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granted, you are in the south pole... freezing your balls off.

I wish I had a time machine
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Granted, but it only travels into the future.

I wish I had the gift of foresight
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Granted, but you got four-sight instead.

I wish I have more willpower to go to the gym.
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Granted but all you do is go to the gym and life is passing you by




I wish I could ballroom dance
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Granted but there are no more ballrooms.

I wish I could skydive.
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granted, but you broke your leg when you land and I have to care for you 6 weeks.

I wish I could fly a plane.
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Granted but it is made out of a sheet of paper.

I wish I could climb Mount Kilimanjaro
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granted, but you couldn't climb the mountain because of heavy rainfalls.

I wish I could win the jackpot of the national lottery
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Granted but the massive windfall results in a swarm of unwanted attention from avaricious women.

Knowing love is more valuable than money Aragon runs off to a secret location with Nicki...giving the deserving Lyfbuz all his money...
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Granted, but Lyfbuz looses himself in sex, drugs and rock'n'roll..

I wish i could win the lottery so i can send Nicki and Aragon in their paradise honeymoon..
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Granted... Sadly their paradise takes 30 hours of flying on small planes in bad weather, riding in tiny motorboats up mosquito infested rivers and hiking uphill during a monsoon... Worse there was only enough money for them to stay for 3 days... sad

I wish insatiable would turn around and show off her smile!... smile
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot