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She fell in love

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She fell in love with a portrait artist when she saw he was hung at a local gallery.

She fell in love with a fashion designer who had a deep velvet pocket.

She fell in love with the dragoness because dragoness can roast the potatoes with her fire

She fell in love with a potato roaster because she loved a hot center.

She fell in love with an apprentice clock-maker but his hands were never where they ought to be.

she fell in love with a pendulum, but she got bored with swinging.

She fell in love with a cabinet installer, but he spent a lot of time looking for studs.

She fell in love with a dish washer and was always dripping.

She fell in love with a lumberjack because he had an enormous chopper.