I fell in love with a Siamese twin but it always felt like there were 3 of us in this relationship. 😵💫
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She fell in love
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I am glad that a flutter can mean so much, and be oh so powerful! Whilst I bring my own kind of chaos to those I choose to know everywhere, I do believe in Chaos theory, and I am glad that it is suggested that the fluttering wings of a butterfly can be felt the other side of the globe, it gives me hope that I can caress your soul.
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Um, this is "SHE fell in love..."
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Um, this is "SHE fell in love..."
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She fell in love with with a mortician but got the cold shoulder.
No wonder I fell off from my bed 
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