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This one is pretty self explanatory, just quote a favorite sexy line from a Movie or TV Show

My Absolute Favorite

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Crash Davis from Bull Durham
So many favourites ... here's one I have often thought about ....

Van


"Perhaps he knew, as I did not, that the Earth was made round so that we would not see too far down the road."

Karen Blixen says this in "Out of Africa" (1985)
"Whose panties are those on my bulleton board"...Dr. Bailey on Greys Anatomy
"Excuse me while I whip this out!" Blazing Saddles


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Ohh this should be fun smile.

I'll start off in here with an obvious one from a movie I've watched countless times;

"No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."
(Rhett to Scarlett in Gone With the Wind)
"you got a purty mouth...why don't you bend over and squeel like a pig"

Deliverance


Alone is not always a bad place to be
From Outlaw Josey Wales character Laura Lee tells a gag about Missouri being the "show-me" state. Josey inquires something like are silly jokes all they teach young girls in Missouri.
Laura Lee: "They teach us other things"
Josey Wales: Show me"
They then kiss
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” Princess Bride


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Quote by lonelyforgood
"you got a purty mouth...why don't you bend over and squeel like a pig"

Deliverance


how the hell is this a sexy quote???

rolling eyes .... yuck

Van
LMAO, Van!! I agree...Although Burt was kinda hot in that leather vest all down the river smile.

May not be romantic but hey...others are getting funny with it so here goes, from one of my favorite comedies:

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Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

From The Big Lebowski (love Jeff Bridges!)
From Serendipity .... a movie named with one of my favourite words!!

A couple reunite years after the night they first met, fell in love, and separated, convinced that one day they'd end up together. John Cusak (Jonathan) is soooo ... ummm .... with Kate Beckinsale (Sara)


Sara: You don't have to understand. You just have to have faith.
Jonathan: Faith in what?
Sara: Destiny


Van
There are a couple from Don Juan DeMarco:

"Every true lover knows that the moment of greatest satisfaction comes when ecstasy is long over and he beholds before him the flower which has blossomed beneath his touch." (Don Juan)

"Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end." (Don Juan)
You make me want to be a better man.
-- Jack Nicholson, "As Good As It Gets"


Alone is not always a bad place to be
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."....as Rhett gives up Scarlett in the movie Gone with the Wind and carries her up the stairs
In these dreams I've loved you so, that by now I think I know what it's like to be loved by you. I will love being loved by you.

The King and I


Alone is not always a bad place to be
"I'm boiling a roast. How hot and wet do you like it?" Priscilla Presley in Naked Gun
From the Notebook .... sniff

Noah: I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.

Van
Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her."
--Notting Hill
"I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we're the oldest and dearest friends- as opposed to what we actually are- people who don't know each other's names and met in a chat room where we both claimed we'd never been before. What will NY152 say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you."

You Got Mail
"I know what love is."

Forrest Gump
"Why do you want to marry me?So I can kiss you anytime I want!"

"Sweet Home Alabama"
In "Expendables", when Jason Statham's character finds his girlfriend is already dating someone else:

"You should've waited. I was worth it."
Zoe, speaking to Captain Reynolds after her husband saved all their lives with a skillful piloting maneuver:

"Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off."

-- Serenity.
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

~Airplane!
"He fucks like old people drive, All over the place"

From Bulll Durham
From "For the Love of the Game" Kevin Costner as Billy Chapel and Kelly Preston as Jane Aubrey
Billy Chapel is a famous baseball player
Jane Aubrey is his girl friend, not a baseball fan

Jane Aubrey: I need a regular guy. Not the guy in the Old Spice commercials.
Billy Chapel: It was Right Guard.
Jane Aubrey: What?
Billy Chapel: It was Right Guard, not Old Spice.
Jane Aubrey: I was being metaphorical.
"When Harry Met Sally"

Sally (played by Meg Ryan) To make a point, Fake's an orgasm while sitting in a diner.
Older Woman in Diner (Played by Rob Reiner's Mother, Estelle) says to waiter, "I'll have what she's having?"
Vianne Rocher: [to the Comte de Reynaud] Ah, good morning. Can I interest you in some nipples of Venus? - from the movie Chocolat