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As I read a recipe review, I became aroused at the excitement in the review and so naturally, I couldn't help but modify and see how it read in sexual terms : ) Thought you might have fun with it too.

"This was very yummy. The only thing, as the other reviewer mentioned, was the duration was way off. I also fucked the guy for about an hour. He did add a couple of fingers for the ass fuck and used a warming gel instead nothing...ground a little longer and used my new zoom also. Fantastic!!"
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I found out myself was a herself
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eey has eyes for herself...but I got mine on her
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Not how I thought this post would go
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nor me
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I dont understand the question?
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RAAAWWWWWRRR!
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Am I the only one confused by this game?
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gargling with hatstands
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Watching tumbleweeds flying through this thread...
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Truly a spectacular dish, light as a summer breeze yet both refreshing and fulfilling. The honey drizzled raspberries were a surprising but perfect accompaniment to the raw flavours of the main entrée, oiseau de paradise. For the true gastronome I would insist you ask for the warmed peach as a close to your evening, the rapturous flavours linger on the palate like a delightful dream...one that brings a satisfied smile that will carry you off into the night...
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Eating grapes as I watch. What is going here except a disaster. The green seedless are good this year. ???
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If I mention Nutella will I be considered a gourmet, or just gormless?
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i am waiting for my breakfast... the coffee becomes cold while looking at this threat