Oops. I'm gunna pay for that one.
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Active Ink Slinger
No, don't put the lid down I like late night dunks, it wake you up :L)
Active Ink Slinger
No go ahead and take the phone call, I've only been standing in line for half an hour.
Quantum Tease
Please go ahead and pull out right in front of me and then go 20 miles per hour.
Troublemaker
Quote by Mixedupkaren
I'd love to have a threesome with Hillary and Donald
I think we have a winner!
Those Kardashians sure are classy.
Fancy Schmancy
Go ahead and post that god-awful picture of me in Facebook - and please tag me, too! 
The Bee's Knees
no, it's totally fine that i came in for a trim and left with a pixie.
Say. Her. Name.
Quantum Tease
Oh, don't worry about doing the wrong tattoo on my forearm.... Popeye's anchor isn't ALL that bad...
Fancy Schmancy
I hope my internet goes out.
Fancy Schmancy
Quote by Verbal
I hope my flight is delayed.
Bite your tongue!
I hope I sit in traffic for an hour.
Active Ink Slinger
I hope my sewer plugs up again
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Southern Charmer
I'll only be on Lush for a minute or two tops.
I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.
If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2
Quantum Tease
Quote by MadameMolly
I'll only be on Lush for a minute or two tops.
"Yes, that dress makes you look fat".... a guy answering 'that' question.
Fancy Schmancy
I hope someone smelly and obnoxious sits next to me on this cross-country flight
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I hope someone smart and sexy doesn't sit next to me on this cross country flight.
Fancy Schmancy
I hope this ketchup packet squirts all over my white shirt
Brown Sugar
Quote by honeydipped
the 2016 election has brought about feelings of tranquility, confidence and hope.
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Quote by Mixedupkaren
I'd love to have a threesome with Hillary and Donald
Damn, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Brown Sugar
No, thank you. I don't want a complimentary foot massage.