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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Drop dead in a drum !
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You get in to a car accident(your fault-being stupid) driving to dinner
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Are you done talking yet?
Unknown User
I think we should share........
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Do you brush your teeth?
BethanyRose
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My hemorrhoid is acting up.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
— Audrey Hepburn
bill11
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My mother just called, sorry
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My mother wanna drink vodka.
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My ex is a mobster.
Frank
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Are you really STD clear?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
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Will I hear an echo?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
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Have you trodden in something?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
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You should try using makeup.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
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Women shouldn't have a mustache.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
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Are those your Mums clothes?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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Still getting over my Ex
Nikki703
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My Husband Just Walked In
jollylolly
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I brought my doll collection...
boundtight76
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Can my mom chaperone?, please?