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Ruin a date in 5 words
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Gluten free vegan for dinner?
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Your sister sure is sexy.
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Journey With You ~ A love poem about a full life shared.
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My uncle is Dick Cheney.
I truly adore David Hasslehoff 
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Convict
I've just pooped my pants. 
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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He's hiding in the closet!
Linda you may live in Alaska but your heart must truly be German.
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The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Convict
You're not beautiful, you're cute.
(seriously, a guy said that to me on a first and only date. )
(seriously, a guy said that to me on a first and only date. )
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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My name is Peewee Herman.
Class of 82 - The Little Sister Halloween Party ~ My newest story preparing for the annual fraternity Halloween party.
Journey With You ~ A love poem about a full life shared.
The Game's Ultimate Prize ~ The evening begins with cocktails ... a recommended read.
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Ever seen a micro penis?
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What is your name again?
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
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That wig does suit you.
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney