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Ruin a date in 5 words

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JamesLlewellyn
da Bear

Love me, love my dog.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Unknown User

It'll clear up with ointment.
JamesLlewellyn
da Bear

That? It's just a rash…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
JamesLlewellyn
da Bear

Sorry about your dress.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
JamesLlewellyn
da Bear

Like to see my dick?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Unknown User

Must have been the beans.
Unknown User

Your sister is better looking

JamesLlewellyn
da Bear

My Mom says I'm sexy.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Unknown User

The test results are back.
JamesLlewellyn
da Bear

Wanna fuck my younger brother?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Unknown User

Quote by MisterE40

Your sister is better looking

I deadass screamed and laughed so hard at this.

Unknown User

Myrrrh, that’s disgusting but would,I suppose, be effective. Ewwwww.! I can’t think of anything else after that. The date is ruined.
naughtysarah28
Active Ink Slinger

You looked different through binoculars.
CommsGuy
Active Ink Slinger

Oh look, there's my wife!
JamesLlewellyn
da Bear

You're paying for everything, right?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
JamesLlewellyn
da Bear

Watch me clip my toenails!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker

The dog likes to watch.