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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Let me get my teeth!

Action conquers fear!
Sexy Seductive Siren
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How much longer before it gets hard?

Meagan
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
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5 words people silly


I can't feel the sides

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Simple Scribbler
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I wanna have your baby...

"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
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Do you wanna try figging? O.O

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Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

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Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

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I have a yeast infection.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

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The waiter is my boyfriend. 

 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Mary Poppins
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This? It's my wedding dress 

Be nice to each other

Mary Poppins
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Can I bring my mum?

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Mary Poppins
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Can my husband watch us?

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Mary Poppins
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Your wife's better in bed. 

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Mary Poppins
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Just ignore my colostomy bag. 

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Mary Poppins
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That was never six inches. 

Be nice to each other

"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
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Echo... echo... echo... echo... echo...

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

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The yellow puss is normal

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The Goddess
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My teeth might fall out. silly

His GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

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My teeth might fall out. silly

No biting then lol

Mum's picking us up later

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

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The Goddess
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My dad taught me that…( eeeweeeeewweee, felt wrong, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£)

His GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
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My dad taught me that…( eeeweeeeewweee, felt wrong, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£)

Uranus? He was a bad man!

Suck my nails clean please

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

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The Goddess
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πŸ€’β€¦ Omg, I can’t even… πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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I have this rash here…

The Goddess
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I don’t believe in showers

His GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
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Smell it? I can taste it!!

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I forgot my teeth again

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?

The Goddess
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My clairvoyant says it you.

His GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

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