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Roses are Red

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Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Gardenia’s are edible
And so are you.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Lurker
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have kisses for him
And big hugs too
Troublemaker
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tongues are for licking
Can I lick you?
Lurker
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tingle, Tingle,
Kooloo-limpah!
Weaver of Words
Roses are red
Sugar is sweet
Some cheese is smelly
And so are your feet
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
I drink coffee black
Without it in the morning
I have little to no tact.


"They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered." ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are Red,
That much is true,
But violets are fucking purple,
Not fucking blue ~
~Crystal; PM Me.?
Lurker
Roses are red,
His name is "Ted",
He has a bear in his bed named "Fred",
POPCORN!
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
hump me baby,
I'm horny for you.
Lurker
Roses are red,
I'm kinda stoned,
Light my joint,
Willya?
Lurker
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.
But the roses have wilted
and the violets are dead.
The sugar bowl is empty,
and so is your head.
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The garden is frozen.
No flowers for you.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Lurker
Roses are red
The weather is cold
I wanna suck your popsicle
Before you are old.
Troublemaker
Roses are red
The weather is nice
Wanna see what I can do
With champagne and ice?
Lurker
Roses are red
Water is blue
keep your champagne
I'd rather have you.
Rose are red
eyes are blue
sugar is sweet
i'll be a slut for you....
Lurker
Roses are cannibals,
Violets are animals,
Arse, I'm shite at this.
Bacon.
Lurker
Roses are red
Bacon is red
I'm crapola at this too
crap.
Lurker
Roses are red,
Or so I'm told,
If I could be so bold:
Gimmie your number?
Lurker
Roses are red
Gingerbutt's are orange
Did you know that
no words rhyme with orange?
Lurker
Roses are red,
I should go to bed,
Wanna come with,
I'll give you head!
Lurker
Roses are red
Girls are sweet and lace
Nice try there Andrew
Here's a slap on the face!
Lurker
Roses are red,
So is my face,
Jokes on you,
I like my face slapped!
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If you're buying drinks
I'm a Lush for you.

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If you won't take my flowers,
I'll just chew on my bone.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Lurker
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Sky is grey
I'm freaken colorblind
Lurker
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
But cactus are prickly.
One tastes rather tangy,
The other is squickly.



Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Lurker
Roses are green,
Violets are green,
Everything's green,
It's St Paddy's day, fucksake