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Roses are Red

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Roses are red
And covered with pricks,
Stinkhorn fungi are gray
And shaped like a dick.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
Roses are red
Some people like drama
They should just go
get kicked by a llama
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Roses are red
And carnations white.
When used in a rhyme scheme
They always sound trite.

But hydrangeas are blue
And daffodils yellow.
If you make those rhyme,
You’re a heck of a fellow.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
Roses are red
Some people are clever
In doing well
with each endeavor
Lurker
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Lurker
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Lurker
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are my best friend
I'm glad I met you
Active Ink Slinger
Pignut is white and
Ragwort is yellow,
But no flower’s as wild as
Ones from a bordello.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
Violets are blue
His cock was huge
I hope yours is too
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Lurker
Roses are red
Cherries are too
I'll tie that stem with my tongue
In a knot just for you
Active Ink Slinger
Rose are red,
Their petals we strew.
If your tongue's in a knot,
Oh, dear, naughty you!


Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Lurker
Roses are Red

Your Lips are too

My Heart is in Texas

Forever with You!
Lurker
Quote by Handsome1
Roses are Red

Your Lips are too

My Heart is in Texas

Forever with You!



aaaw i like this one=)
Lurker
roses are red
violets are blue
my cock is seriously throbbing
it would look good in you
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
And quite deeply rooted;
So, their path from garden to girl
’s Convoluted
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
Roses can be red
Or yellow, white or peach
Whatever the color
It's nice when they're in reach
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
Winnie' s a Phoo
Tigger has a spring in his tail.
This rhyme is a major FAIL!
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red –
With love they are mated –
But our love must fail
'Cause your neighborhood's gated.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
Roses are red
But they have thorns
Angels have halos
But devils have horns
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
But their stems are thorny.
If your halo's tarnished,
I'm gonna get horny.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Lurker
Roses are red,
Your rabbit's angora,
You can't base romance,
On fauna and flora.
Weaver of Words
Roses are red
Some commercials are stupid
Homemade soup is good
Until it gets putrid
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
But rabbits are tasty.
You can't skin a rosebush,
And their hips make base tea.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
Roses are red
And some apples are too
Both make you feel better
And both good for you
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
Also firecrackers.
Don't light any now
And you're one of the slackers.




Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
Dandelions are yellow
And roses are red
The second is pretty
The first we want dead
Lurker
Violets are blue
Roses are Red
I do you too
If you give me head