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Roses are Red

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Roses are red
And covered with pricks,
Stinkhorn fungi are gray
And shaped like a dick.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
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Roses are red
Some people like drama
They should just go
get kicked by a llama
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Roses are red
And carnations white.
When used in a rhyme scheme
They always sound trite.

But hydrangeas are blue
And daffodils yellow.
If you make those rhyme,
You’re a heck of a fellow.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
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Roses are red
Some people are clever
In doing well
with each endeavor
Lurker
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Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Lurker
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Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Lurker
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are my best friend
I'm glad I met you
Active Ink Slinger
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Pignut is white and
Ragwort is yellow,
But no flower’s as wild as
Ones from a bordello.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
His cock was huge
I hope yours is too
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Lurker
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Roses are red
Cherries are too
I'll tie that stem with my tongue
In a knot just for you
Active Ink Slinger
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Rose are red,
Their petals we strew.
If your tongue's in a knot,
Oh, dear, naughty you!


Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Lurker
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Roses are Red

Your Lips are too

My Heart is in Texas

Forever with You!
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Quote by Handsome1
Roses are Red

Your Lips are too

My Heart is in Texas

Forever with You!



aaaw i like this one=)
Lurker
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roses are red
violets are blue
my cock is seriously throbbing
it would look good in you
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Roses are red
And quite deeply rooted;
So, their path from garden to girl
’s Convoluted
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
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Roses can be red
Or yellow, white or peach
Whatever the color
It's nice when they're in reach
Active Ink Slinger
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Roses are red,
Winnie' s a Phoo
Tigger has a spring in his tail.
This rhyme is a major FAIL!
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Roses are red –
With love they are mated –
But our love must fail
'Cause your neighborhood's gated.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
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Roses are red
But they have thorns
Angels have halos
But devils have horns
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Roses are red,
But their stems are thorny.
If your halo's tarnished,
I'm gonna get horny.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Lurker
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Roses are red,
Your rabbit's angora,
You can't base romance,
On fauna and flora.
Weaver of Words
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Roses are red
Some commercials are stupid
Homemade soup is good
Until it gets putrid
Active Ink Slinger
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Roses are red
But rabbits are tasty.
You can't skin a rosebush,
And their hips make base tea.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
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Roses are red
And some apples are too
Both make you feel better
And both good for you
Active Ink Slinger
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Roses are red,
Also firecrackers.
Don't light any now
And you're one of the slackers.




Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Weaver of Words
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Dandelions are yellow
And roses are red
The second is pretty
The first we want dead
Lurker
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Violets are blue
Roses are Red
I do you too
If you give me head