Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Gardenia’s are edible
And so are you.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have kisses for him
And big hugs too
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tongues are for licking
Can I lick you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tingle, Tingle,
Kooloo-limpah!
Roses are red
Sugar is sweet
Some cheese is smelly
And so are your feet
Roses are red,
I drink coffee black
Without it in the morning
I have little to no tact.
"They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered." ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
Roses are Red,
That much is true,
But violets are fucking purple,
Not fucking blue ~
Roses are red,
His name is "Ted",
He has a bear in his bed named "Fred",
POPCORN!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
hump me baby,
I'm horny for you.
Roses are red,
I'm kinda stoned,
Light my joint,
Willya?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.
But the roses have wilted
and the violets are dead.
The sugar bowl is empty,
and so is your head.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The garden is frozen.
No flowers for you.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Roses are red
The weather is cold
I wanna suck your popsicle
Before you are old.
Roses are red
The weather is nice
Wanna see what I can do
With champagne and ice?
Roses are red
Water is blue
keep your champagne
I'd rather have you.
Rose are red
eyes are blue
sugar is sweet
i'll be a slut for you....
Roses are cannibals,
Violets are animals,
Arse, I'm shite at this.
Bacon.
Roses are red
Bacon is red
I'm crapola at this too
crap.
Roses are red,
Or so I'm told,
If I could be so bold:
Gimmie your number?
Roses are red
Gingerbutt's are orange
Did you know that
no words rhyme with orange?
Roses are red,
I should go to bed,
Wanna come with,
I'll give you head!
Roses are red
Girls are sweet and lace
Nice try there Andrew
Here's a slap on the face!
Roses are red,
So is my face,
Jokes on you,
I like my face slapped!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If you won't take my flowers,
I'll just chew on my bone.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Sky is grey
I'm freaken colorblind
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
Roses are green,
Violets are green,
Everything's green,
It's St Paddy's day, fucksake