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Right Condom Size

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A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him.

Sales girl: Can I help you, Sir?

Young man: Yes, I want to buy some condoms.

Sales girl: What size do you need, Sir?

Young man: I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need.

Sales girl: May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need?

As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance: "Give me a small one... Wait! Make it medium...Wait! Make it large... Shit! Give me a tissue !!!"
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OMG I love it~
Believe in yourself and all things are possible
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Cute story and unfortunately too many guys don't know their size.
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It's not funny when he leaves it in you when he pulls out.
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Oh wow this is funny.
Kat12 :)
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Quote by Dreamer90
Cute story and unfortunately too many guys don't know their size.


Oh I know mine but luckily I have a tongue, two hands and fingers.emcK0wC5kMpMCrxm
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Cute story enjoyed it
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Lmao Rofl. XDD
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Being lesbian has obvious advantages lol