Active Ink Slinger
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Then runs onstage and plays the drum
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rhyme along
Lurker
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All I need right now is a bottle of rum
Lurker
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Excuse me for a minute while I scratch my bum.
Troublemaker
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Bunnies with popsicles make me cum
Lurker
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I already ate the popsicle and it was really YUM
Lurker
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shush now, reading about the space-time continuum
Lurker
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Morphus, is that how you usually have FUN?
Lurker
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fun? i was trying to get to sleep. no one to sing me a lullaby, so i had to hum.
Active Ink Slinger
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singing and dancing along, i fell on my bum
Lurker
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i cried out in pain as my bum went numb
Active Ink Slinger
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i couldnt help but feel a little dumb
Lurker
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so I sat in the corner and sucked my thumb
Lurker
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and opened my lunchbox to find not a crumb
Active Ink Slinger
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but i was offered an apple from a chum
Lurker
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quickly devoured now i want some gum
Active Ink Slinger
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you can have some if you quit poking my bum
Lurker
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I too want an apple in my tummy tum tum
Active Ink Slinger
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and it's stuck in my head ever since we met on the tram
Lurker
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so i've been singing the damn song as i'm trying to study for the exam
Active Ink Slinger
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but all i can think of is ham
Active Ink Slinger
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While I blink I'll go for a clam.
Lurker
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never ever call me ma'am
Lurker
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Now lets rock out to some Wham!
Lurker
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but buy her a record by wham
Lurker
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and then acquire some green eggs and ham.
(sorry, obligatory)
(sorry, obligatory)
Lurker
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And make sure to not forget the jam.
Lurker
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I told you I don't cam
Lurker
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Especially if I only get wham bam! thank you Ma'am
Active Ink Slinger
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If I can prove you're not a sham