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11 Oct 2013

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12 Feb 2013

Then runs onstage and plays the drum

12 Feb 2013

All I need right now is a bottle of rum

12 Feb 2013

Excuse me for a minute while I scratch my bum.

12 Feb 2013

Bunnies with popsicles make me cum

12 Feb 2013

I already ate the popsicle and it was really YUM

13 Feb 2013

shush now, reading about the space-time continuum

13 Feb 2013

Morphus, is that how you usually have FUN?

13 Feb 2013

fun? i was trying to get to sleep. no one to sing me a lullaby, so i had to hum.

14 Feb 2013

singing and dancing along, i fell on my bum

17 Feb 2013

i cried out in pain as my bum went numb

17 Feb 2013

i couldnt help but feel a little dumb

17 Feb 2013

so I sat in the corner and sucked my thumb

17 Feb 2013

and opened my lunchbox to find not a crumb

17 Feb 2013

but i was offered an apple from a chum

17 Feb 2013

quickly devoured now i want some gum

17 Feb 2013

you can have some if you quit poking my bum

17 Feb 2013

I too want an apple in my tummy tum tum

18 Feb 2013

I sing a tune for my head that goes hum dum dee dum

†Jinxy Approved†

20 Feb 2013

and it's stuck in my head ever since we met on the tram

20 Feb 2013

so i've been singing the damn song as i'm trying to study for the exam

20 Feb 2013

but all i can think of is ham

20 Feb 2013

While I blink I'll go for a clam.

20 Feb 2013

never ever call me ma'am

20 Feb 2013

Now lets rock out to some Wham!

20 Feb 2013

but buy her a record by wham

20 Feb 2013

and then acquire some green eggs and ham.

(sorry, obligatory)

20 Feb 2013

And make sure to not forget the jam.

20 Feb 2013

I told you I don't cam

21 Feb 2013

Especially if I only get wham bam! thank you Ma'am

21 Feb 2013

If I can prove you're not a sham