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rhyme along
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are you sure? you look like you've had a lot of fun 
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I've had a ton, too and now I'm done
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are you sure, you're not packing inside your pants a gun?
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Careful, my pants dwelling gun might stun!
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Do you cum here often?, sorry for the pun.
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As often as I can, for I like the fun of sex puns
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sexy pun, trouser gun, i want my girl dressed as a nun
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^^^^^^^Morphy's post was very well done!^^^^^^^
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Awwwe, thanks Trinket, that's nice of you, your post was both nice and rhymed, all in a bun!
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oh, come on fellow Lushites, join in the rhyming fun!
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About as much fun as Kim Il Un.
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I can see my work here is done.
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Or perhaps, it's just begun!
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I'm craving a hotdog in a bun.
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Yes, a hotdog in a bun while enjoying the sun.
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eating hotdogs will make you fat,
and we really can't have that,
keep yourself healthy and trim,
instead of sucking that belly in,
take a look what Trinket's done,
go for long walks or even a run.
and we really can't have that,
keep yourself healthy and trim,
instead of sucking that belly in,
take a look what Trinket's done,
go for long walks or even a run.
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Roses are Red,
And those darn violets still are not BLUE!
I know THIS isn't THAT thread,
but I wanted to follow you!
And those darn violets still are not BLUE!
I know THIS isn't THAT thread,
but I wanted to follow you!
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I'll be the rubber and he'll be the glue
I'll stick to him
And never be blue
I'll stick to him
And never be blue
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Now this is an easy game to do.
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
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Looks like I rhyme with myself too!
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
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Enough of this poo poo
We need to start a new
Let us think and sink our teeth
And talk of something wet and pink
We need to start a new
Let us think and sink our teeth
And talk of something wet and pink
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I fit you
You fit me
Let's go fuck behind that tree
You fit me
Let's go fuck behind that tree
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No that tree, that is the tree where I see my dog pee
Lurker
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How the fuck did I miss this?
I really want your lips to kiss.
I really want your lips to kiss.
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Do you really want to kiss? Taste the bliss.. And then forever again miss?
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Now listen here my young miss
I really do want that kiss
And make certain you hear this
It will not be the final kiss
I really do want that kiss
And make certain you hear this
It will not be the final kiss