You know I'm kidding Alan!
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us
And she immediately dropped to her knees
And laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought
"These taser guns are well worth the money."
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Reminds me of Dirty Martini!
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Alright, alright Chef...you been hacking into my computer and stealing my poems again?
Btw, you're a moderator...what are my chances of getting that one posted here on Lush???
Btw, you're a moderator...what are my chances of getting that one posted here on Lush???
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Alright, alright Chef...you been hacking into my computer and stealing my poems again?
Btw, you're a moderator...what are my chances of getting that one posted here on Lush???
Apparently Chef's in the kitchen AL,,
I'd say,,slim n none
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very funny sounds like something Alan would do lol
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That was a good one