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Ping's parents are golf fanatics
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A abnormally narrow urethra only allows urine and semen discharge in intravenous-like drips.
Sadly, he had no control of how much, how often, or when.
Sadly, he had no control of how much, how often, or when.
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ping has decided to change his name from Ping to Topflite
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Kisses is lost and forgot his cellphone.
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Boston still watches TV on a black and white set
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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RN screen name means "Fuck Off" in Danish
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She is the sexiest gal baking Kolacky's... 
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No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
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He's third leg likes to jingle
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He has extra nipples in the shape of a sad face on his chest
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My, you DO have a hidden talent, don't you? Now, if you could just turn that into a lucrative career... ;=)
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My, you DO have a hidden talent, don't you? Now, if you could just turn that into a lucrative career... ;=)
I hope you know I'm just teasing Randy. I'll stop messing on ya if it offends you brother... soldier to soldier
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HiddenTalent123 was going for the whole "Guardian Angel" Theme, but forgot to switch the light on.
Can't Handle The Heat?
Then Don't Mess With The Penguin!
Then Don't Mess With The Penguin!
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jeezus! Have you read her profile? She's fucking crazy. I like her!
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Finally decided to buy himself a smart phone so he could develop his new phone app
that let's ya put emoticons and smiley faces on the end of your cock
so ya can post it to someone when you're too busy to talk with them right then...smile
that let's ya put emoticons and smiley faces on the end of your cock
so ya can post it to someone when you're too busy to talk with them right then...smile
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She swing like a pendulum do
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Can yodel in Italian while doing nude cartwheels while traveling up the stairs
It's true. I saw her on stage in Mexico... unless... that avatar is not her!
Curses! Tricked again!
It's true. I saw her on stage in Mexico... unless... that avatar is not her!
Curses! Tricked again!
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his nick name is not G- spot. I t is gee, spot as in, see spot run The gee comes from, geeeeee, use a Kleenex ! 
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heidi was the stunt double for daisy duke in the dukes of hazzard
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Vivien has a quandary, she wonders what age is it appropriate to tell her dog that he's adopted?
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Rosie has always had problems removing the wrapper from lollypops and was never a big fan of blow pops...
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
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His hand got stuck in his pants. Awkward considering he was next in class to present his project..
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His avatar looks like a cross between batman and a virtual gamer .. read his profile and he says he usually gets what he wants lol obviously not this time
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Buster could not figure out how he got that strange design on his finger and hand after fingering his wife's butt.
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Reese still cannot remember where she celebrated her birthday 
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Just a cheeky fellow
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She bought this beanbag chair online. When it arrived she she found it only had one bean in it
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Heidi knows this because she bought the same chair at a garage sale
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