A married couple is lying in bed one
Night.
The wife is curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his
Bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles
her
Special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short
Interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes
more and
More aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she
gets
Up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and
asks,
"Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was
4 play."
The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."
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