Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your bum and see if it doesn't bring tears to your eyes.
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this gets me every time.. i always laugh every time i hear this good one!!
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Funny and good
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Oh darn! I just had my "back, crack & sack" waxing so will have to wait awhile to test this one out. 
Good one Savanna.
Good one Savanna.
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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your bum and see if it doesn't bring tears to your eyes.
It's a very bad condition known as "OPTIRECTALITIS"!
The drawstrings for the eyeballs get all crossed with the drawstrings on the asshole, and give that
person a shitty outlook on life.