A bird just flew into my window..
I get to fly on a helicopter tomorrow.
And now, we're approaching the beautiful Schweitzer Falls, named after that famous African explorer, Dr. Albert Falls.
Hockey! Summer sucks, drop the puck!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so he could lick her candy,
But Jack got a shock, and a mouth full of cock,
Cause Jill's real name is, Randy.
New zealand, or may new york
The sun is Bright but the Ice is slippery.
Did you know, that sagging pants originated in jail, and the inmates would purposely sag their pants as a sign that they were "available" to other inmates, for sex. Makes me laugh when I see all the "gangstas" doing it now.
ad then he revealed that he had been working for the East German secret police for the whole of the period under investigation
Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, Foghorn Leghorn, and Yosemite Sam often wore dresses. Coincidence? I think not.
You are only as young as you feel.
bollocks. it's my favourite expletive.