Quote by groucho
i thought it was pretty damn funny until i looked closer and saw that this guy is from....
MONTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote by chefkathleen
Is that you Groucho?
Quote by groucho
nope. i answered in this way.
i could not possibly take time away from my full time hobby to serve on jury duty. interestingly enough my hobby is a letter writting campaign to establish Old Testament Levitical Law in the USA. Then the need for juries would be obsolete. For example if someone is caught shoplifting and there are two witnesses who corroborate the crime the case is closed - the person is guilty! as for the sentencing, again no jury needed as the Levitical law dictates the punishment is to have a hand cut off! It would also do wonders for the horrible problem in our society with the institution of marriage. According to Levitical Law when anyone is caught in the act of adultry (two wittness rule still applying) either or both are to be stoned to death. that would make anyone think twice about plowing a furrow in another field! true there are many crimes today not even imagined 5,000 years ago but i am confident that the righteous elders (all male of course) would be able to cast lots to determine the will of the almighty in such cases. thank you for considering me and look for my follow-up mailings encouraging your county and our sovereign state to return our judicial system to a time of holy writ.
groucho