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If you woke up next to me what would you say??? Honesty please.

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If you woke up next to me what would you say??? Be honest please.
In all honesty...I'd have to say you must have slipped me a hell of a dose of Rohypnol.
No offence meant, you did ask for honesty.
I'd say" where's Cindy"
I would run because I have no idea who you are. Not praline but the OP.
lets do it again my love
That must have been one Hell of a party!
I gotta stop doing this
Is the buffet open?



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Quote by jaydawg227
If you woke up next to me what would you say??? Be honest please.


awwww lm, you do realize that he said." if you woke up next to me" ?
Well, never thought I'd wake up next to such a lovely Georgia peach.
I think you got the wrong bed.. The male quarters are on the opposite side
I woke up in the right bed!! 3 sexy ladies and me?? Boy is my tongue gonna be sore!!!... lol... smile
Just because you're a cop doesn't mean you can break into my house Mr Ardentmale lol
Its not breaking in when you leave the door open with the note "See if you can find me..." ... In the morning the first words you would hear are... "Damn woman!! You must have a great hiding spot!!"...lol
Ok mister I prefer the left handside of the bed, coffee milk no sugar and yes I do like sex and lots of it. Can you handle that?
sorry but tequila makes my clothes fall off
Hands Ginger another bottle of Jose Cuervo, saying , "In that case, bottoms up!"
Oh, you meant YOU! My bad, in that case it would be, excuse me but, one of us is in the WRONG place!
I dont use alcohol as an excuse, I wanted to be here
You are both graceful and incredibly beautiful. How can one man be so lucky to hold you...even if for just one night?
Funny, I was thinking the same thing! LOL But I sure as Hell wasn't going to say ANYTHING for fear of spoiling it! (Other than ladies no need to argue you'll each get an opportunity on the "end" of your preference, I PROMISE! LOL

As to the OP, "Next time we make a tee time at a distant golf course; we've GOTTA make sure they have TWO rooms at the motel!"
I need your expertise on purchasing new clubs, one room would be suffice


ps no need to spoil it either ...
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I need your expertise on purchasing new clubs, one room would be suffice


ps no need to spoil it either ...


Sorry, I didn't realize (yeah I know BS!) Ok but the room HAS to have a king sized bed!

Now, as to the clubs, first we'll need my tape measure, then a laptop with wifi and a phone.
How did you get in here??
To be honest I found you by accident and what a pleasant surprise. Coffee?
Oh my.

Lara's In The bathroom; when's our tee time again?
Where's my breakfast? I'm hungry!!
As soon as I finish this split peach we can call room service about breakfast!
a) what happened last night and b) if it was sexual lets do it again!
Damn I wish I could remember what happened last night