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If you woke up next to me what would you say??? Honesty please.

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I can tell you all about it was wonderful.
I hope it was the boat that was causing the bed to rock so violently last night...
Hey baby can we rerun last night again
I hate reruns...let's keep pushing the envelope...
Thats not an envelope thats my.....
So what is that tattoo on your ass?
Thank heavens Maisie kept the key to this thing
Erm key erm yes had it here...don't panic I haven't lost it... its here... no its not erm lost it...I'll get the lock smith
Don't worry babes...There's a spare right here.....
Quote by DikDango
So what is that tattoo on your ass?


I am brit I have an arse, an ass is a beast of burden and I want no comments on that thank you lol
LOVE that tattoo, but Syndy is gonna be SOO pissed off about this!
No she's not.
You should see her other tat
Hey don't be telling everyone about the tattoo on my lower belly with an arrow pointing down saying this is the property of Cindy oh shit I told every one
Errrrrrm...I meant the one at the top of your inner left thigh.
am I in heaven?
Girlie girl let's go buy some more bikini's.
Good morning gorgeous. You look beautiful in my bed
OK when do we tee off? And, where did the girls go?
I'd say you want to play golf - really, REALLY
How about a night full of tenderness?
For you Brian, of course honey
Darn, that was good
Is that really what the off-side rule means - really
Yeah - want to again feel how the ball penetrates the goal?
Quote by rainbow4444
I'd say you want to play golf - really, REALLY


First I HATE early tee times, so we'd have a couple of hours to "kill" before going to the course. NEXT, certainly! It's good exercise and in addition to pitting my skill against the course, I'd also get to spend somewhere in the vicinity of four hours being "remotivated" by watching your lovely little ass swinging in first one direction and then the other with every shot you hit! Having built up a good sweat walking the course we'd hit the pool in the motel for a "cool down" in the late afternoon. I've learned a LOT of great things on my trips to Thailand (as you shall see!)

Back to the OP: HOW THE HELL did I wind up in THIS room?
Well when you put it like that golf actually sounds damned exciting stuff - giggles

but why don't we just kick that into touch and stay in the room all day!
Well I dont know who room you were looking for last night but you were in no state to drive so I made you a bed on the couch .... hows the head?
It'll clear up soon...I hope!

Anyway, while rainbow recovers and gets a bit more rest we can get in that round (and MAYBE lose a ball or two in the woods!) Before you go back to entertaining Jason or the Marquis!
Golf, again, oh c'mon - okay I know there are 18 holes but really
I'll make you look at the rainbow again..