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oh my if she is here that means her pet crocodile is too. time to split, fast! oh no too late,
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If you met the person above in a dark alley...
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Safely escort her home
Active Ink Slinger
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switch on a torch and we walk out together which way are you heading?
Active Ink Slinger
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Kiss jet and hope for more
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No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
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sneaks up behind slides hands around his waste, snuggles in kisses his neck whispers "You go first, I'll follow!" 
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Slipping down the ally, omg its its such a beautiful woman, Never fear i will protect you i cry out just before you kick me in the head 
haha
haha
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and with that I'd say your Irish luck ran out ... but that's ok we'll call you an ambulance 
Lurker
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Wakeing up, seeing stars, I mumble im in love do you have a puppy.
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Picks you up and takes you to the nearest bar. Here afew more of these and you'll be wearing beer goggles ... BEAUTIFUL
Lurker
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My your strong for such a small lady, will you join me for a beer
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Beer for you soda water and lime for me hold the ice you think the city would be able to pay the power bill this month. Lights pathway with phone Yeah great app
you think the city would be able to pay the power bill this month. Lights pathway with phone Yeah great app
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Rofl. yeah i pay my taxes, cant we take a taxi speaking of tax oh wait never mind .
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I'd check for tags....then bring to nearest SPCA
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I'd check for tags....then bring to nearest SPCA
Agh double post
Agh double post
Lurker
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take her over my knee and spank her ass!
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CM you kennelled the Irishman ... best you get that muzzle as well. Do you need to use my cellphone? OOps I see your busy rhinestone cowboy ill leave you to it. Walks away hearing the clear smacking of hand on arse whistles louder
whistles louder
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Hmmmmm, as long as she lked the kiss I am heading for somewhere with a bed
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
Active Ink Slinger
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what strange place to bed for the night Curious ... you been kicked out? You might want head back in looks like it may rain
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I would hand her my jacket to cover herself up...
Active Ink Slinger
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Its a strange place for meditation, but hey I will give it a go if you will.
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hmmm in the zone of concentration ... leaves a trail of candles to light her way out
Lurker
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dark alley really?where she goes light follow her
Active Ink Slinger
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Take her hand and take her to the destnation of her choice
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
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Mug him and steal his new friend
Lurker
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Give him a stern lecture on crime and the consequences. I gently remove his mask. Its okay you can have a new life starting today.
Troublemaker
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Listen respectfully to her stern lecture. But now she has seen my face so I'll kidnap Nicki...and start my new life
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ok agent 87 head back to kiosk taps on cone of silence waves frantically as you wear the good old wear protective hearing gear ... oh forget it put beacon on you strobe flashing arrow points to exit
Lurker
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Ask her why she's laying in a bath tub filled with water, in the middle of a dark alley.
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Offer him my guitar (its an air guitar too, so I'm always prepared. Like a Good Boy Scout)
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grab the hand and drag back onto the dance floor in the club (No way should you be out there in the dark)