If you met the person above in a dark alley...

3 Dec 2013

Pretend to need CPR and hold his mouth to mine and enjoy a deep kiss;)

3 Dec 2013

warm her up. it's cold as shit out there.

3 Dec 2013

Warm them both up angel7

With

and whatever else I can do to help giggle

My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken

That Special Evening

3 Dec 2013

Take Curious by the arm lead him to a local bar and let him buy the drinks lol,

3 Dec 2013

take Maisie by the hand and lead her to a restaurant where we'll enjoy a nice romantic dinner!

3 Dec 2013

Nikki your not supposed to be walking alleys, you got exams to think about, so I will take you back to your books

3 Dec 2013

what? can't I just enjoy a little with you?

3 Dec 2013

She's a harsh one, Nikki. Makes me eat all my Brussel Sprouts puke

4 Dec 2013

Help Cindee throw her brussel sprouts at passing cars... and back her up when she lies about having eaten them... ;)

4 Dec 2013

avoids the brusel sprout toss with a passion as I can't stand them. quickly exits alley for the safety of the nearest restaurant with a warm atmosphere and better menu

4 Dec 2013

Quickly escort her to safety and light, perhaps the same restaurant and open a bottle of red :0)

4 Dec 2013

Improvise and use my mobile for light while I google the nearest restaurant we can go to, while we discuss my pay rise.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

4 Dec 2013

I shall get my magic wand out and shout "Lumos" really loud.

One of two things will happen, either Keira will demonstrate her karate skills and that will be that...or light will shine forth and I'll be karted (back) off to the funny farm

4 Dec 2013

Offer her my arm and lead her to a lighted area, gently chiding her for putting herself in harms way. (Perfect English Gentleman)

4 Dec 2013

Make sure he was ok too.

4 Dec 2013

Hope that we are cool! Not really into rumbling in back alleys.

5 Dec 2013

pass by him quietly, he must be the drug dealer.

5 Dec 2013

Make sure she is safe before saying goodnight :0)

5 Dec 2013

Help him look for his golf ball, why else would he be here.

6 Dec 2013

safely tuck the bunny under my arm so it doesnt end up on the menu smile

... nearest park is?

6 Dec 2013

put a flashlight on her so I could see her better

6 Dec 2013

mate you practically glow in the dark with that get up on ... lets see if we can cool you down Whistle

6 Dec 2013

No get up, this is the real me. Wanna smoke?

6 Dec 2013

Oh you devish man you ... pass on the smoke im quite capable of smouldering occasion5

6 Dec 2013

Is that smouldering going to burst into flames again?

6 Dec 2013

I have been known to ... at least you'll see your way out of the dark alley Big Hugs

6 Dec 2013

Are you lost again? Come to the light..... LOL

6 Dec 2013

Feel completely safe and ask for directions smile

6 Dec 2013

Grab her hand and tell her we need to run back to my place and lock the door!

6 Dec 2013

dont trip up on your way out Irishman, lol be sure to avoid that .... ooops pot hole. Its okay ill call the ambulance now