If you came with instructions what would it say

22 Sep 2014

22 Sep 2014

"flammable - keep away from fire"

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

22 Sep 2014

Quote by trinket
we already have a thread exactly like this.

Thanks! Will do didn't see the other one!

You could edit the title and the opening paragraph and change this thread into something else instead of wasting it?

22 Sep 2014

Quote by CyberKing69

oh no, i made a mistake... I was thinking about a thread that asks what it would say if you have a warning label LOL. When I read 'instrtuctions' i thought of a tag on our clothes lmao which reminded me of a warning label. I'll go edit my first post. Sorry kekekegay

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

22 Sep 2014

Feed me endless supplies of chocolate when im on my period... Do not diagree with me when I am on my period... DO NOT attempt to take any of my chocolate for yourself whilst I am on my period or you will be running for your life coffee

Hey T

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

22 Sep 2014

If all else fails...get a BIGGER hammer!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

22 Sep 2014

"Do not let me near kk when she's on her period"

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

22 Sep 2014

Quote by trinket
"Do not let me near kk when she's on her period"

Hey T

Has allergies to penicillin, um bungo, insect bites, dickheads, perverts, traffic wardens, speed cameras and morons who issue parking tickets..keep all these things away from me for my own personal safety, well being and financial benefit.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

22 Sep 2014

1. Feed regularly
2. Talk to him nicely now and then.
3. He's playful so play with him.
4. Yes, that kind of play, too. ;D

22 Sep 2014

no instructions available. operate at your discretion

22 Sep 2014

handle with care

22 Sep 2014

Run While you Still Can!!!

22 Sep 2014

Catastrophic, disastrous and very unsubtle.

22 Sep 2014

Stir until sufficiently warm

22 Sep 2014

anger at your own risk

23 Sep 2014

Cool fifteen minutes for ever hour of use or may run erratically

23 Sep 2014

Do not use profanity in my presence, swearing and obscenities are against my sweet nature and cause my lips to tremble and makes me cry angel7

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

12 Oct 2014

Dispose of carefully.......

12 Oct 2014

A pussycat if stroked regularly but if provoked she has claws!

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12 Oct 2014

All pets must be properly leashed at all times.

15 Oct 2014

This product is extremely hazardous to dullards and fekkin eejits.
If you suffer from either of these conditions do not attempt to use.

15 Oct 2014

DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT!

15 Oct 2014

For thine own sake, treat lovingly at all times but most especially when tired, angry or frightened. Doing so will be returned many times over, failure to do so may have consequences beyond your wildest imaginings!