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Prolific Writer
Curses like a sailor...
Weaver of Words
Surprisingly kinky
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Pull cord and run!
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Use as often as necessary.
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Beware: If you value your idiots, DO NOT OPEN!!!!
Prolific Writer
Easily excitable
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Take often...
at first sign of swelling...
take once...
.... if swelling persists
... repeat as necessary
at first sign of swelling...
take once...
.... if swelling persists
... repeat as necessary
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Handle with care
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
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CAUTION!Side effects include bruising, bleeding, or in rare cases death
kisses, amy
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Start at the feet and work up!
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DO NOT start another "kiss pass fuck" thread within a 12 mile radius. 
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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Unwrap carefully, examine all parts and use in any room of the house.
Prolific Writer
I'm more a mid day type of person. Please don't ask me too many questions in the morning.....
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Caution. I will cause multiple orgasms!
Hope thats a promise!!
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