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If you came with instructions what would it say

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CyberKing69
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If you came with instructions what would it say
CyberKing69
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Quote by trinket
we already have a thread exactly like this.

Thanks! Will do didn't see the other one!


You could edit the title and the opening paragraph and change this thread into something else instead of wasting it?
trinket
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Quote by CyberKing69



oh no, i made a mistake... I was thinking about a thread that asks what it would say if you have a warning label LOL. When I read 'instrtuctions' i thought of a tag on our clothes lmao which reminded me of a warning label. I'll go edit my first post. Sorry
Kiera
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Feed me endless supplies of chocolate when im on my period... Do not diagree with me when I am on my period... DO NOT attempt to take any of my chocolate for yourself whilst I am on my period or you will be running for your life

Hey T
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Kiera
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Quote by trinket
"Do not let me near kk when she's on her period"


Hey T

Has allergies to penicillin, um bungo, insect bites, dickheads, perverts, traffic wardens, speed cameras and morons who issue parking tickets..keep all these things away from me for my own personal safety, well being and financial benefit.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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1. Feed regularly
2. Talk to him nicely now and then.
3. He's playful so play with him.
4. Yes, that kind of play, too. ;D
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no instructions available. operate at your discretion
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handle with care
Tranquil
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Run While you Still Can!!!
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Catastrophic, disastrous and very unsubtle.
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Stir until sufficiently warm
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anger at your own risk
CyberKing69
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Cool fifteen minutes for ever hour of use or may run erratically
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Dispose of carefully.......
Kittypusscat
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A pussycat if stroked regularly but if provoked she has claws!
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AlicesDiner
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All pets must be properly leashed at all times.
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This product is extremely hazardous to dullards and fekkin eejits.
If you suffer from either of these conditions do not attempt to use.
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DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT!
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For thine own sake, treat lovingly at all times but most especially when tired, angry or frightened. Doing so will be returned many times over, failure to do so may have consequences beyond your wildest imaginings!
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Ancient artefact, handle with care and apply lots of TLC frequently.
Mysteria27
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Handle with care has a short fuse....lol
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Warning: This seems to be a bit of a paradox, sometimes. Handle with care. smile
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For internal use only.
Mysteria27
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Handle with care explosive....