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If you came with instructions what would it say

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Performs better when taken to shopping twice a week... Italian or Mexican dinner daily... lol
I like the way you make me feel even when I'm nowhere near...
Lubricate with coffee.
Can be stretched a long way but may snap unexpectedly.
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If I came with instructions, I'd want a hell of a lot more instructions ;)
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It would as long as my bio and would ramble on forever before really getting to the point
thus confusing the person reading it, they probably would read 3 words then toss it then become lost down the road
it would be like the time growing up that I got a furby and tossed the instructions away without reading them
then had no fucking clue how to play with it.
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