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If you came with instructions what would it say

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Performs better when taken to shopping twice a week... Italian or Mexican dinner daily... lol
I like the way you make me feel even when I'm nowhere near...
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Lubricate with coffee.
Can be stretched a long way but may snap unexpectedly.
Gold hearted fun loving Aussie Angel
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Caution: Handle with care
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If treated with alcohol do not leave unattended, resulting actions may be embarrassing
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"This side up" smile
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*Caution fragile will break easy*
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Needs Rum once a day
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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Handle with care
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Make me laugh.

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No bullshit! (Some people here already know that about me)
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needs constant sexual attention ... horny all the time
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Fully Automatic. Don't push buttons.
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If I came with instructions, I'd want a hell of a lot more instructions ;)
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
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Wine and dine me, you won't be disappointed if treated with love and affection.
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Handle with care.
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Love and Be loved..Lust and ....
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All feelings aside, take care of my needs...and I'll rock your world.
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Live, laugh, , love , and be positive to everyone everyday
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It would as long as my bio and would ramble on forever before really getting to the point
thus confusing the person reading it, they probably would read 3 words then toss it then become lost down the road
it would be like the time growing up that I got a furby and tossed the instructions away without reading them
then had no fucking clue how to play with it.
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Approach with caution . Always honest even if it hurts someone’s feelings. But never ever meant to. To hurt someone, will always hurt me more.
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Ground yourself before energizing.
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