If we all came with warning labels, what would yours say?

Your finishing time may vary depending on my mood.

Warning, does not share toys!

Me - Warning: My sense of humor might hurt your feelings

My girlfriend - Warning: Slippey when wet

Beware - I'm addictive. 😈

Caution- Tends to be very lighthearted

Entering without permission could be hazardous to your future sex life.

Love that one!! Classic, well done!

Warning, does like to take control!

Beware, may make you pee yourself while laughing 😃

CAUTION- Imagination Working Overhead

Do not approach, unless caffeinated.

Known biter

Goofy

Warning

I am addictive.

Quote by Koso1995

Warning

I like that. 😉

Caution: Already thinking about how you'd look tied up in rope.
2nd Caution: Will probably then get jealous and steal the rope.

Dangerous on slippery surfaces.

long hours = sleep

The intrusive thoughts always win, when I'm disturbed in the morning.

look but touch at your own risk

May drool, if pet.