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If we all came with warning labels, what would yours say?

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Saucy Little Minx ♥️
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Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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Can't really top Kistins' to be honest. There's a couple options.

"Warning: May meltdown under pressure"

"Warning: May spontaneously get weird at inappropriate moments"

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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Caution: May Cause Heart Palpitations – Handle with Care!

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Warning: caffeine addict with a bratty attitude

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Naughty 😈 but nice 😇

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This Side Up

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Quote by heidi

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Good advice, that. Though things might work out well in any orientation.... 😇

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Warning: Feral Gremlin Energy

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"Will tickle you until you wet your pants" 😂😂😂