If we all came with warning labels, what would yours say?

Your finishing time may vary depending on my mood.

Warning, does not share toys!

Me - Warning: My sense of humor might hurt your feelings

My girlfriend - Warning: Slippey when wet

Beware - I'm addictive. 😈

Caution- Tends to be very lighthearted

Entering without permission could be hazardous to your future sex life.

Love that one!! Classic, well done!

Warning, does like to take control!

Beware, may make you pee yourself while laughing 😃

CAUTION- Imagination Working Overhead