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Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
I will never find someone I can truly love
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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I will never win an Olympic medal in any event, unless jumping to conclusions becomes one.
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The Bee's Knees
i will never understand the concept of "fun size" candy when you end up eating enough to create a full size piece.
Say. Her. Name.
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I will never cause pain to any person. I had my fill of that in Vietnam.
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I will never partake of vegemite ever..never ever..ever
Troublemaker
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I will never partake of vegemite ever..never ever..ever
or its vile counterpart Marmite!
Convict
Quote by irene01
I will never partake of vegemite ever..never ever..ever
HEY!!! have you ever tried it? Spread very thinly on hot buttered toast?
Everyone knows Marmite is the Vegemite wannabe who will neverbe.
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An Extraordinary Orgasm.
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Troublemaker
I interrupt this thread for an important Public Service Announcement:
Marmite has been mentioned a few times in the "Gourmet" threads recently, though clearly this is a sign of madness. In the interests of human safety I feel it important to revive this thread.
Marmite is a vile concoction with the appearance and consistency of used axle grease. It tastes even worse. Under no circumstances should it be consumed by humans.
Marmite was discovered when a mad drunken German, clearly off his head with drink, fell into an ancient dried out beer tank. He licked the bottom of the tank and when he didn't die he decided to sell the residue to the Brits as no one else would buy it. The German's name was Justus von Liebig which certainly provides a clue to his marketing skills. Marmite is basically made from the useless crud left over from beer making. In countries other than Britain this is referred to as "toxic industrial waste' and is disposed of by suitably trained professionals wearing haz-mat suits.
If your Brit friends offer you Marmite, politely refuse no matter what sexual favours they might promise. Its not worth it, NOTHING is worth it. Do not blame your British friends for their eagerness to poison you. They seem to have some kind of genetic mutation that allows them to actually consume this disgusting substance. I suspect it is a secret cult ritual of some kind. It is likely Marmite is a toxic substance that leaves those who consume it in a semi comatose state whereby their taste buds are fooled into thinking Marmite tastes like rainbows. It doesn't.
I will never friend anyone with a Marmite dependency.
Marmite has been mentioned a few times in the "Gourmet" threads recently, though clearly this is a sign of madness. In the interests of human safety I feel it important to revive this thread.
Marmite is a vile concoction with the appearance and consistency of used axle grease. It tastes even worse. Under no circumstances should it be consumed by humans.
Marmite was discovered when a mad drunken German, clearly off his head with drink, fell into an ancient dried out beer tank. He licked the bottom of the tank and when he didn't die he decided to sell the residue to the Brits as no one else would buy it. The German's name was Justus von Liebig which certainly provides a clue to his marketing skills. Marmite is basically made from the useless crud left over from beer making. In countries other than Britain this is referred to as "toxic industrial waste' and is disposed of by suitably trained professionals wearing haz-mat suits.
If your Brit friends offer you Marmite, politely refuse no matter what sexual favours they might promise. Its not worth it, NOTHING is worth it. Do not blame your British friends for their eagerness to poison you. They seem to have some kind of genetic mutation that allows them to actually consume this disgusting substance. I suspect it is a secret cult ritual of some kind. It is likely Marmite is a toxic substance that leaves those who consume it in a semi comatose state whereby their taste buds are fooled into thinking Marmite tastes like rainbows. It doesn't.
I will never friend anyone with a Marmite dependency.
Una chica rubia caliente
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I interrupt this thread for an important Public Service Announcement:
Marmite has been mentioned a few times in the "Gourmet" threads recently, though clearly this is a sign of madness. In the interests of human safety I feel it important to revive this thread.
Marmite is a vile concoction with the appearance and consistency of used axle grease. It tastes even worse. Under no circumstances should it be consumed by humans.
Marmite was discovered when a mad drunken German, clearly off his head with drink, fell into an ancient dried out beer tank. He licked the bottom of the tank and when he didn't die he decided to sell the residue to the Brits as no one else would buy it. The German's name was Justus von Liebig which certainly provides a clue to his marketing skills. Marmite is basically made from the useless crud left over from beer making. In countries other than Britain this is referred to as "toxic industrial waste' and is disposed of by suitably trained professionals wearing haz-mat suits.
If your Brit friends offer you Marmite, politely refuse no matter what sexual favours they might promise. Its not worth it, NOTHING is worth it. Do not blame your British friends for their eagerness to poison you. They seem to have some kind of genetic mutation that allows them to actually consume this disgusting substance. I suspect it is a secret cult ritual of some kind. It is likely Marmite is a toxic substance that leaves those who consume it in a semi comatose state whereby their taste buds are fooled into thinking Marmite tastes like rainbows. It doesn't.
I will never friend anyone with a Marmite dependency.
This is quite interesting, and as many of the men I have dated were basically made from the useless crud left over from beer consumption, I now grasp why they have usually ended in meaningless relationships. Still, I will never stop dating men...or women. (And LYFBUZ can lick my bottom any time he wants...and he won't die. I promise.)
Troublemaker
I will never turn down an opportunity to lick Shannon! (and I rarely drink beer although a bit of Grey Goose now and then is nice)
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I will never find love
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I will never find someone I can truly love
I will never believe statements like these. Never give up hope. Who knows, what you may not find, might find you one day.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Mana wahine
I will never stop loving the Kiwi version of Marmite. (We had a marmite shortage back in 2011 the NZ media called it 'Marmageddeon' PS. Vegemite is for pussies)
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I will never be back to Lush, after today.
I will never know who this person was or get to say goodbye
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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I will never know who this person was or get to say goodbye
That was Texas Becky, who is a grad student at the University of Texas. She is beautiful and smart and right here in Austin.
Fancy Schmancy
IWN have a teenage pregnancy
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I will never expect anything different in that environment.
I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.
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I will never drink alcohol.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
The Bee's Knees
i will never like snow after the initial downfall. it's just a gross mess outside.
Say. Her. Name.
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I will never stop caring
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
