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I Can Relate To This. #1

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> I can relate to this!
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> I thought about the 30 year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a Blackberry that played music, took videos, pictures and communicated with Facebook and Twitter.
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> I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, 13 grandkids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140 characters of space.
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> That was before one of my grandkids hooked me up for Tweeter, Tweetree, Twhirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie and Twittererific Tweetdeck, Twitpix and something that sends every message to my cell phone and every other program within the texting world.
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> My phone was beeping every three minutes with the details of everything except the bowel movements of the entire next generation. I am not ready to live like this. I keep my cell phone in the garage in my golf bag.
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> The kids bought me a GPS for my last birthday because they say I get lost every now and then going over to the grocery store or library. I keep that in a box under my tool bench with the Blue tooth [it's red] phone I am supposed to use when I drive. I wore it once and was standing in line at Barnes and Noble talking to my wife as everyone in the nearest 50 yards was glaring at me. Seems I have to take my hearing aid out to use it and I got a little loud.
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> I mean the GPS looked pretty smart on my dash board, but the lady inside was the most annoying, rudest person I had run into in a long time. Every 10 minutes, she would sarcastically say, "Re-calc-ul-ating" You would think that she could be nicer. It was like she could barely tolerate me. She would let go with a deep sigh
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> and then tell me to make a U-turn at the next light. Then when I would make a right turn instead, it was not good.
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> When I get really lost now, I call my wife and tell her the name of the cross streets and while she is starting to develop the same tone as Gypsy, the GPS lady, at least she loves me.
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> To be perfectly frank, I am still trying to learn how to use the cordless phones in our house. We have had them for 4 years, but I still haven't figured out how I can lose three phones all at once and have run around digging under chair cushions and checking bathrooms and the dirty laundry baskets when the phone rings.
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> The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused but I never remember to take them in with me.
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> Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or Plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.
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> I was recently asked if I tweet. I answered, No, but I do toot a lot."
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That was funny as hell!
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Good one Shameless!
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I'm 19, refuse to join Twitter, can't drive, would probably break the GPS, got a basic cell phone that I can't make unintentional calls with, and only remember where the cordless phone is because there's a charger for it in my room. As far as paper or plastic goes, the only reason I use paper is so I'll always have book covers around, and they work well as a floor cover when you're spray painting.
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Quote by chefkathleen
That was funny as hell!



Ditto what she said man that was great.
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I'm Bi~Sacksual


If I can Find a store that will give me the option
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I totally relate to this thread
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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I'm another who can relate to everything said. Now that comeback he used, "Bi-Sacksual" is something I'm gonna start using, if anything to see what kind of comments and looks I get when shopping.

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I'm another who can relate to everything said. Now that comeback he used, "Bi-Sacksual" is something I'm gonna start using, if anything to see what kind of comments and looks I get when shopping.



It will be a horrified look I'm sure. Let us know how many actually "get" it.
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I love you so much for this one, Shameless!
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You are So! welcome Lydia Baby.